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Language(s):
English
Sound:
Direct Sound
Number of Discs: 1
Packaging:
Standard box
Format:
NTSC
Region Code:
0 (Codefree)
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Antonio Passolini |
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Tawny Roberts, Chloe, Nikita Denise, Sindee Coxx, Tanya Danielle, Calli Cox, Aria, Samantha Sterlyng, Baz, Steve Hatcher, Pat Myne, Marty Romano, Kyle Stone, Rick Roberts, Cheyne Collins, F. J. Lincoln, Tina Tyler |
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Alternative
Parody
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Catalog Date: 16.12.2002
Production Year: 2002
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DVD (currently) not available
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Condoms:
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Silicone:
N/A
Length: 116 Min.
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About The Ozporns
Legions of 'Black Sabbath' disciples have been dismayed over the recent exploits of former bandleader John 'Ozzy' Osbourne. Shambling through MTV's family soap opera like a doting duck, the former rock god has shocked die-hard doom metal fans and amused millions of dim-witted, pimple-crusted teenagers with his post-hippie-attire and overall 'family guy' frolics. But wait: director Antonio Passolini has caught the REAL 'Osbournes' on camera for the first time! That stuff on MTV? Just make-believe. See, this is what REALLY happens in the Prince of fucking Darkness' lair: Izzy (Baz), the head of the family, feels up housekeeper Sarah (Sindee Coxx), while daughter Fiona (Tawny Roberts) engages in a lesbo three-way with two friends from college and son John (Cheyne Collins) shoots porn vids in the living room. Nikita Denise and Chloe show up for some nasty DP action, too. Trust us: they'll never air this on MTV!
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Fulfilled
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Editorial Review(s)
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Dick Hertz
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Devout Ozzy fans will find this movie a lot less frustrating than the miserable MTV series. In fact, THE OZPORNS is a lot of fun to watch and features a terrific cast and excellent direction. It practically screams for serialization!
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Dixon Deeper
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Fans of the TV series will enjoy the many in-jokes, while all others can feast their ignorant eyes on a series of hard-hitting sex scenes. Though the action is rather condom-heavy and the movie runs out of steam near the end, it's still a commendable Passolini effort.
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Cornelius Cream
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Hip porn remake of the rather tame MTV-soap 'The Osbournes'. Tawny Roberts excels as Fiona. Great soundtrack, too.
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