More of a vegetable than an athlete, Peach Ball (born 1972) has been watching naked girls on the telly for pretty much his entire life. A long time ago, he used to do the 9-to-5 thing for a well-known fiancial enterprise, before he switched from sorting post-it notes to cataloging silver discs for ORGAZMIK. Nowadays, Peach puts his considerable nasal talents to work as a company tracking hound, seeking out those rare little gems and specialty titles that make up the website’s ‘recommended’ section.
Peach is happy that the only screaming he now has to listen to is that of young girls on the screen, instead of some bad 80’s Heavy Metal combo. And he likes the fact that the DVD standard brings with it the possibility of skipping and forwarding quickly through a movie. But despite his fondness for cutting-edge technology, Peach also enjoys the occasional foray into the Golden Age of porn classics whenever he needs a break from all those clean-shaved silicone chicks. In regard to the current crop of titles, Peach favors visually dazzling fetish flicks and movies that emphasize a girl’s naturalness.
Facst about Peach Ball:
- Unsurprisingly, he likes to take a bite of peach every now and then.
- He uses public transport in the hope that Tera Patrick will one day hop onto the bus.
- He regularly reads computer mags to ogle at stripped-down processors.
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