A heat spell has besieged Switzerland and Billy Idol's hard-rock hymn 'Hot in the City' is reverberating around my head as I lie here in bed, trying to stick my schlong into my girlfriend. But she's on the rag... Damn! Just when I took some days off work. Typical.

Is Ellie Idol having her period as well? Judging from her rather philosophical entries in her MySpace blog, I would say so. Lots of mood swings, as if she was on the rag 24/7. Check out this entry dated February 6th, 2008: (mood: angry) 'I got sick of sex comments being left on my page.' Or this entry on April 26, 2008: (mood: unknown) 'Life is really fucking weird sometimes.' Another one, this time from April 28, 2008 (mood: still angry) 'I'm going to cut some people.' Sounds like Ellie Idol has quite a big chip on her shoulder! 'A smoking gun in hand, now don't you realize what you've done.'

Ellie Idol was born in Seattle on August 24, 1987. She has a tattoo on her thigh (a winged heart) and her belly button as well as her tongue are pierced. One of her favourite movies is 'Fight Club'; she also likes the TV series 'Dexter' and 'The Sopranos'. More signs that it's best not to tangle with her...

Could Ellie be a closet sweetheart? Love is the key, people. And love is what I'll leave behind for you folks when I'm on holiday. So let me finish this article with some words from another idol – Billy Idol:

It's hot here at night, lonely, black and quiet
On a hot summer night
Don't be afraid of the world we made
On a hot summer night

'Cause when a long-legged lovely walks by
Yeah you can see the look in her eye
Then you know that it's

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