It's that time again: from October 18.-21. 2007 the stars and starlets of the porn biz all gather at the erotic fair Venus in Berlin. Most of them will stay at the Hotel Estrel, which has been the official fair hotel for a few years. Editor Lenzl4 recently said to me that he'd prefer a small hotel around the corner from there. The reason he gave was the danger of bomb-threats by extremist groups (of whichever kind). Furthermore he said that if that hotel was blown up during the Venus, 90 percent of the people in the pornbiz would get killed. A cheeky thought, but it will not stop me from staying at just that hotel. Lenzl4 teased on that the vibe at the hotel would be highly explosive all night in any case. This suggestion somewhat worried my girlfriend who was listening to our conversation. But even that will not stop me from staying at the Estrel. Just like my doctor keeps saying: all men are pigs!
Of course this year too there will be many awards given to many stars and starlets. It's likely that more or less every star and starlet can hope to win an awards as it seems even the longest fingernails might be deemed worthy of an award by the jury. But what's the name of the award! It used to be called Venus, but these days? Haven't a clue! And that's what this award is worth by now. Pure comedy!
Ok, I'll admit it; maybe I'm just a bit peeved because I've never been nominated. Where would I stand a chance? Maybe the most sperm-soaked bald pate? Or the glasses with the sexiest lusty eyes behind them? Well, I wouldn't really want that award anyway! It's just way too silly! Well, a little bit too silly. Cornelius Cream says it, in his frustration grabs the 'Extasia 07'-Award for 'Best Erotic-Online-Shop' standing on the table next to him, goes to the loo and shoves the whole thing up his ass. Without any lubricant!
I doubt that the ORGAZMIK-'Eye-Catcher' of this week does it without lubricant, but the beautiful Californian born in 1983 has a good chance of becoming a big star. She's already made a big step in that direction with her name: Bobbi Star. Ka-blam!
Discovered by Cornelius Cream
(ORGAZMIK Editor) in:
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