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Language(s):
English
Sound:
Direct Sound
Release Date: 05.02.2013
Number of Discs: 1
Packaging:
Standard box
Format:
NTSC (16:9)
Region Code:
0 (Codefree)
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Director |
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B. Skow |
Actors |
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Allie Haze, Lexi Swallow, Seth Gamble, Chastity Lynn, Brian Street Team, Kelly Devine, Evan Stone, Jayden Lee, Barry Scott, Mark Davis, Peter OTool, Ralph Long |
Categories |
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Hardcore Feature Film
Parody
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Film Info |
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Catalog Date: 06.02.2013
Production Year: 2013
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DVD (currently) not available
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Condoms:
No
Silicone:
Yes
Length: 144 Min.
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About Clerks XXX - A Porn Parody
'Clerks' is a black&white American indie comedy from 1994. It depicts the lives of two slackers who work meaningless, boring jobs at a rarely frequented mart and a video store. But boredom isn't their only problem - there are many other things that make their lives more difficult during working hours. Just the sort of things that also work well in a porn parody. Dana (Allie Haze) is the XXX version of the original's Dante. She's in charge of a dwindling porn shop. Sometimes she fucks one of her mates behind the counter - the only bit of excitement in her life. The rest of the day she has to deal with difficult and annoying customers. There are also two hookers behind the shop who occasionally pick up some johns. They seem to have picked a better choice of career than Dana. After all, they get to fuck guys AND make money. Not too bad, right?
Bonus material on the DVD
Black&White version without explicit scenes, Behind The Scenes, Photos, Cumshot-Recap
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Editorial Review(s)
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Joey Ride
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I can't believe I didn't watch this movie sooner. After all, it's been sitting on my desk for a while. But maybe the not-so-interesting cover is to blame for that. As it turns out, though, the movie isn't bad at all. My fave Allie Haze stars in it, delivering a spellbinding performance that makes me wish she'd get to the fucking sooner. Little slut Lexi Swallow co-stars in a very entertaining role as a hooker. I have never seen the original indie movie this is based on but maybe I should do so now. In any case, CLERKS XXX is a truly funny parody - whether or not you've actually seen Kevin Smith's indie cult hit. It's a lot of fun to watch these deadbeat babes go about their work routines behind the counter, trying to spice up their boring lives with sex. I do get that the cover is trying to mimic the original movie's poster, but that also makes it difficult to market this porn flick. It would certainly be a shame if this parody didn't reach a wider audience. So please take my word and show your support when I say: two thumbs up!
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