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Language(s):
English
Sound:
Direct Sound
Release Date: 15.10.2002
Number of Discs: 1
Packaging:
Standard box
Format:
NTSC
Region Code:
0 (Codefree)
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Director |
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Andre Madness |
Actors |
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Angel Long, Ashley Long, Monica Sweetheart, Daniella Rush, Dillion Day, Lee Stone, Byron Long, Mr. Marcus, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley |
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Analsex
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Film Info |
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Catalog Date: 04.11.2002
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DVD (currently) not available
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Condoms:
N/A
Silicone:
N/A
Length: 102 Min.
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About Assficianado
Remember those yawn-inducing history lessons in school? Well, had Frank Bukkwyd taught this class back in our school days we would have enjoyed it somewhat more: his explicitly graphic rundown of the history of heinie love is, if nothing else, thankfully brief...
At the beginning, Frank tells us of Ancient Rome where gladiators used to spear the butts of girls like Ashley Long. Then we jump to the Middle Ages where Lee Stone ass-fucks the devil out of a possessed girl (Monica Sweetheart). The next chapter deals with Daniella Rush teaching jungle natives Byron Long and Mr. Marcus the advantages of a double penetration. Flash forward to the present where ghetto boyz Pat Myne and Jay Ashley come down on Ashley Long's infamous rear.
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Fulfilled
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Editorial Review(s)
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Director Andre Madness's movie is not exactly big on imagination. But the cast is from all corners of the world and the selection of group sex and 1-on-1 scenes is entertaining throughout. No frills fucking, the highlight being Angel Long's scene (graced with the movie's best cumshot). That said, the miserable lighting spoils much of the fun. ASSFICIONADO (or ASSFICIANADO, as Madness - strangely enough - calls it) is far from being a milestone but it's solid genre fare nonetheless.
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